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This hoodie carries attitude. Soft, medium-heavy fabric wraps around the body while a bold graphic stares back: a cheeky, tongue-out caricature on the front and a raw, Old English-style slogan across the upper back. It feels like slipping into a private joke — warm, slightly defiant, and steady through cold walks, late-night runs, or slow coffee shop mornings. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and the double-lined hood gives structure when you want to pull it up and go. Wear it layered over a tee or under a jacket; it reads as streetwise and unapologetic, a piece that quietly announces you won’t be walked over.
For someone who collects statement pieces, skews toward urban edge, or likes their casual wardrobe to speak with a little bite, this hoodie lands in the right place. The feel is familiar and lived-in without losing shape — the blended knit resists shrinking and keeps prints crisp. Whether heading out to a show, meeting friends for coffee, or just pacing the neighborhood at night, it’s the kind of cover that matches mood, not trend.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) blend for warmth and shape retention
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) and DTG prints for durable, detailed graphics; optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; made to meet safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Einstein Tongue Hoodie — 'Trust No Bitch' Graphic Pullover
$42.97
Sale price
$42.97
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.10 | 76.00 | 81.00 | 86.00 |
| Length, cm | 69.00 | 71.00 | 74.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 | 81.00 | 84.00 | 86.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
For someone who collects statement pieces, skews toward urban edge, or likes their casual wardrobe to speak with a little bite, this hoodie lands in the right place. The feel is familiar and lived-in without losing shape — the blended knit resists shrinking and keeps prints crisp. Whether heading out to a show, meeting friends for coffee, or just pacing the neighborhood at night, it’s the kind of cover that matches mood, not trend.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) blend for warmth and shape retention
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) and DTG prints for durable, detailed graphics; optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; made to meet safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed